Spellbinding sweets with magical powers (if administered correctly!)
They say "Bah Humbug!" We say "Humbug of Eternal Happiness!". If either you, a friend, colleague or family member find yourself suffering a serious case of the grumbles, simply prescribe a Humbug of Eternal Happiness to turn that frown upside down permanently.
Warning: Always suck until dissolved, do not crunch. Crunching may offset the balance of the universe leading to the collapse of civilisation. Do not take more than two Humbugs of Eternal Happiness. There is such a thing as too much joy.
Please note: These concepts & their instructions are all written in jest. Do not take the instructions seriously.
Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, vegetable fats (palm, palm kernel, rapeseed), sweetened condensed milk, salt, emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural flavour, natural colour: caramel
For allergens please see ingredients listed in bold.
May contain traces of nuts and peanuts.
Nutritional Information (Typical values as per 100g): Energy 1660kJ/ 397kcal, Fat 0.7g, of which saturates 0.2g, Carbohydrates 96.3g, of which sugars 71.2g, Fibre 0g, Protein 0.1g, Salt 0g