Spellbinding Sweets: Restorative Rhubarbs & Clever Custards

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Spellbinding sweets with magical powers (if administered correctly!)

When you're living a life that spans many centuries, memories can fade into the distance and information is often lost in the caverns of the mind. These Restorative Rhubarbs & Clever Custards offer the user the chance to temporarily relive old memories, and rediscover bits of information that have long been gathering dust.

Warning: Do not use Restorative Rhubarbs or Consecutive Custards on the first day of June. Research has failed to provide any reasoning, but doing so will cause the users mind to be wiped of all thoughts, ideas & memories except the vision of a toad dressed up as Beyoncé from the Single Ladies music video.


Rhubarb & Custard Bon Bons

Please note: These concepts & their instructions are all written in jest. Do not take the instructions seriously.

Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, vegetable fats (palm, coconut), maltodextrin, acid: citric acid; natural flavouring, emulsifier: E471 fruit and vegetable concentrate: blackcurrant, carrot; colour: E161b.

May contain traces of milk, nuts and peanuts.

For allergens please see ingredients listed in bold.

Nutritional Information (Typical values as per 100g): Energy 1701kJ/ 401kcal, Fat 5.5g, of which saturates 4.7g, Carbohydrates 86.7g, of which sugars 69.6g, Fibre 0g, Protein 0g, Salt 0g